Roast My Landing Page AI
Paste your website's main headline and subtext. Our AI acts as a brutally honest CRO expert to tell you exactly why nobody is converting.
Your brutal audit and optimized fixes will appear here.
Get a Brutal AI Conversion Rate Optimization (CRO) Audit
You've spent weeks building your startup and hundreds of dollars on Facebook Ads, but your conversion rate is flatlining. Why? Because you are too close to your own product to see its flaws. The BlixAI Landing Page Roaster leverages direct AI scraping to analyze your website exactly how a cold customer sees it. It provides brutal, unfiltered feedback on your Hero Section, Value Proposition, and Call to Action (CTA) to instantly help you fix your bounce rate.
⚙️ How to use the Landing Page Roaster
- Step 1: Enter your live website URL into the search bar.
- Step 2: Click the '🔥 Roast My Startup' button.
- Step 3: Our headless scraper will fetch your live DOM content, extracting the Hero text, subheadings, and primary buttons.
- Step 4: The AI generates three brutal feedback profiles: The Cynic, The Marketer, and The Designer, highlighting exact areas where you are losing revenue.
🎯 Top Use Cases
- SaaS Founders: Validating whether their technical jargon is actually understandable to non-developer customers.
- E-commerce Owners: Identifying weak Call-to-Action buttons or confusing pricing layouts.
- Freelance Web Designers: Running client websites through the roaster to quickly identify UI/UX pain points they can charge to fix.
- Growth Marketers: Identifying why a newly launched Google Ad campaign has a 90% bounce rate.
Why Choose Our Tool over the Competition?
🕸️ Live URL Scraping
No need to copy-paste your entire HTML code. Just drop your URL, and our serverless edge functions parse your live site in real-time.
🤬 The Gordon Ramsay Mode
We tune the system prompt to be aggressively honest. Politeness doesn't fix conversion rates; brutal honesty does.
🛠️ Actionable Redesigns
The AI doesn't just insult your landing page. It provides concrete rewritten alternatives for your H1 Headline and Call to Action.
⚡ Instant Turnaround
Hiring a professional CRO agency costs $5,000 and takes two weeks. Our AI delivers actionable insights in exactly 6 seconds.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this actually better than human feedback?
Human friends and family will lie to spare your feelings. Our AI is objective, emotionless, and trained on thousands of successful conversion heuristics. It identifies exactly what is physically broken in your sales funnel.
Why did the scraper fail to read my site?
If your website requires a login, relies heavily on client-side React/Vue rendering with no SSR skeleton, or has anti-bot scraping protection (like Cloudflare Turnstile), the text-fetcher may be blocked.
Will you steal my startup idea?
No. The AI processes your URL statelessly via API. We do not store, log, or steal your startup ideas.